you can keep your fancy cars

i been to some of the churches

i been to all of the bars

and i'm sold on suicide

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fashion doesn't mean that much to me

but i'm gonna make a real statement

just wait and see

that's why i'm sold on suicide

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i don't care for political things

piss on the presidents

and piss on the kings

and i'm sold on suicide

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don't even mention mom and dad

i ain't seen hell, but it can't be that bad

what of those laws and their countries

what the hell have they ever done for me?

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i'm gonna invent a new type of salvation

i'm gonna kill myself

decrease the surplus population! 

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i got this guru says life's an illusion

i'll take this knife

cut right through the confusion 

that's why i'm sold on suicide

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you like music?

that's pretty neat

but what's it gonna do when you're six feet deep

that's why i'm sold

you know i do just what i'm told

yea you know i'm sold on suicide 

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